Copyrighted to Eric Sim
Copyrighted to Eric Sim
Copyrighted to Eric Sim

Wednesday, November 30, 2005
A Girl's Body

Abs

Today, I had a quite interesting conversation with two girls (call them A and B for privacy reasons) who were attending the same time management workshop as I did. We three had formed a group to discuss how to categorise our daily activities as namely: Urgent and Important, Not Urgent but Important, Urgent but Not Important and Not Urgent and Not Important.

A said thus,"I think we should put sports under Urgent and Important."

"Wow, you exercise on your own!" I exclaimed, not in surprise but rather in a manner suggesting her to explain her seemingly shocking statement.

"Ya, I do pumpings and crunches at home." She then continued to talk about maintaining her abs flat.

"Same! I also use that Osim thing to keep my abs flat!" B enthused.

"Huh, crunches with that Osim thing?" I was incredulous.

"No, no... That Osim thing which wraps around your stomach...massages your stomach and breaks down the fats. You know, one side of my stomach has sort of curved inwards because the Osim thing seems to work on one side..."

"Orh...you are so spoilt, la!" A said in mock envy.

"Ya, la. Oh my God, I would never have such luxury to work my abs! I still have to manually work my abs!" I said.

"You do crunches too!" A said, her voice with an undertone of surprise.

"Yeah, I do 4 different sets of crunches. Each set consists of 12 reps,"I explained.

"Wa! You are so hardworking la! I'm very lazy one. One set of crunches will do," she declared. As she did, she reached over to touch my tummy, and then exclaimed,"Not bad!" I felt flattered.

Her act inspired B to reach out to touch her tummy as well.

"Ooi! B, you don't anyhow touch people's tummies! Haha!" A laughed as she tried to push B's hand away. I watched on, feeling quite amused.

Let's face it. Slim girls are attractive. But slim girls with toned and flab-less bodies are more attractive. Fergie darling, can I borrow your abs for my washboard?

Enough harping. Time management: I should go and do my crunches now. It's Urgent and Important.


Posted by |z|r| at 9:23 PM