February 19, 2005

Mrs V. Change
Principal
Nuthouse Junior College
[Address: CONFIDENTIAL]

Dear Mrs Change
I am a Year Two student in the Science faculty of this college and I would like to make a complaint against my Chemistry tutor and request for a permanent replacement of that tutor. The tutor is no other than _________ ; his face is God's sculpture of an epitome of irredeemable idiocy complemented with a clumsy grasp of teaching his subject. I am not insulting his intelligence. I am certain of his knowledge of Chemistry. However, knowing and teaching a subject are two absolutely different issues. His teaching is so terrible -oh, did I tell you- that he unfailingly pauses and falters as many as a few times per lesson to reflect his methods of solving tutorial questions. I assure you, he even has committed a few boo-boos before, much to the consternation of my classmates. Regrettably, we must express our horror that such a tutor was employed under your wise and capable management of our college. We could offer to do a petition for his immediate removal, if you want, to show our earnest sincerity in improving our Chemistry grades so as to maintain the college's excellent academic record. We absolutely do not want to defile this image that the school so assiduously builds because we want to serve with honour. Please, I beseech you, to consider our plea to install a new and better Chemistry tutor. Our precious As are at stake. Thank you.

Yours sincerely,
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